Jul
30

Don’t Worry. Be Terrified.

Many people in the United States and European Union are concerned about their economies, and rightfully so. Many people in China have no clue about how bad their economy will be in a few months. Many people in Japan know their economy is in terrible shape and is one financial shock away from complete implosion.

To all this, I say: Don’t worry about the economy.

Wherever you live, the economy is not your #1 problem.

My imminent return from my strange slumber in Sunken R’lyeh is your #1 problem. Economic collapse won’t be the end of the world. My rise from the depths will be.

Happy Computing!

Cthulhu Jones
CEO, R’lyeh Consulting

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Jul
28

Welcome to R’lyeh Consulting

The stars are right again, what can I say? It’ll be my pleasure to share my top tech insights with one and all. Heed my advice and I can promise that when I return to destroy the world in blood and horror, you’ll be among the last to die and you’ll meet with a swift annihilation to your soul. Ignore my advice, and woe shall betide you all your days, then you’ll die, and I’ll see to it that your death will be unpleasant, as well.

Happy computing!

Cthulhu Jones
CEO, R’lyeh Consulting
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